I like your mother
And I like your brother
And I like you
And you like me too

You'll get a preacher
And I'll get a ring
We'll hire a band
With an accordion, violins
And a tenor who can sing

You and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby

We'll have a kid
Or maybe we'll rent one
He's got to be straight
We don't want a bent one

He'll drink his baby brew
From a big brass cup
Someday he may be Prime Minister
If things loosen up

You and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby

I'll take the train into the city
Every morning
You may be plain, but I think you're pretty
In the morning

Some nights we'll go out dancing
If I am not too tired
Some nights we'll sit romancing
Watching the Late Show by the fire

When our kids are grown
With kids of their own
They'll send us away
To a little home in Harrogate
We'll play patience all day
Until we pass away.
